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Posted by Dave Wood on February 22, 2001 at 00:32:19:

Great Lies of The Music Business

- The booking is definite
- Your check's in the mail
- We can fix it in the mix
- This is the best dope you've ever had
- The show starts at 8
- My agent will take care of it
- I'm sure it will work
- Your tickets are at the door
- It sounds in tune to me
- Sure, it sounds fine at the back of the hall
- I know your mic is on
- I checked it myself
- The roadie took care of it
- She'll be backstage after the show
- Yes, the spotlight was on you during your solo
- The stage mix sounds just like the program mix
- It's the hottest pickup I could get
- The club will provide the PA and lights
- I really love the band
- We'll have it ready by tonight
- We'll have lunch sometime
- If it breaks, we'll fix it for free
- We'll let you know
- I had nothing to do with your marriage breaking up.
- The place was packed
- We'll have you back next week
- Don't worry, you'll be the headliner
- It's on the truck
- My last band had a record deal, but we broke up before recording the album
- Someone will be there early to let you in
- I've only been playing for a year
- I've been playing for 20 years
- We'll have flyers printed tomorrow
- I'm with the band
- The band drinks free
- You'll get your cut tonight
- We'll supply someone for the door
- You'll have no problem fitting that bass cabinet in the trunk of your car
- There'll be lots of roadies when you get there
- It's totally compatible with your current program
- You'll have plenty of time for a soundcheck
- This is one of Jimi's old Strats
- We'll definitely come to the gig
- You can depend on me

Not so bass related but fun anyway

Trying to keep my mind,
Dave Wood

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