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Re: buy now: the SPAMINATOR

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Posted by admin ( on April 07, 2003 at 21:45:44:

In Reply to: buy now: the SPAMINATOR posted by A on April 04, 2003 at 06:54:10:

FYI - these spammers try to use this board to create link popularity for their idiot porn sites. Unfortunately for them, it never works because the messages are removed before they can realize any benefit.

You can bet they will be back. I'm banning their IP's, so it should cut it down a little bit.

Thanks for everyone's patience.

: All loyal users of the electric bass message board cannot ignore this wonderful, once in a lifetime offer to buy the SPAMINATOR...for only $15

: ...send cash to: Adam Atkinson, 11 Saff.....England...

: Once you have recieved the package via mail, you must unwrap it carefully. Inside you will find a pair of brand new (but nicely worn in), freshly polished, steel-toe-capped, Dr Martins boots. Put them on your feet, ensuring that the laces are pulled nice and tight. Then, the tricky part, find the son of a a bitch spammers. You may wish to try a variety of hideouts, backstreet internet cafes, rotten bedsits and anywhere that smells iffy.

: WARNING: Attacking these individuals is relatively dangerous. These people may not have left their computers for several days and so may have backlogs of stool and urine in their y-fronts. APPROACH WITH CAUTION. Then...

: KILL KILL KILL ANNIHILATE! Don't stop until you have lost at least one boot in an anal cavity.

: This may seem extreme, buit these freaks cannot be reasoned with. Besides, with all the mail order brides and porn these people try to fill innocent message boards with, I guess they might even enjoy it.

: Happy hunting
: A

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