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Posted by Stanko on February 07, 2001 at 05:49:35:
A little more humour... Ok, sentences never heard in a tourbus:
Boy, I can't wait till we get to Omaha!
Can you believe all the money we're getting?
Certainly hope none of you guys has any drugs on them.
Getting high before a gig, what an awful idea!
Go roll 'em down the aisle all you want. They're only cymbals.
Gosh fellows, ease up on the bad language.
Hey this girl singer is great!
Hey you are one fine musical director.
Hey, forget that single room baloney, lets take a small apartment together everywhere we go. Wouldnīt that be swell.
Hey, who farted?
How come you never check your reed between tunes?
I do so wish the audience understood our music better.
I love guitar players.
I love traveling with vegetarians.
I sure hope we finish early enough tonight so I can make it over to the Shakespeare festival.
I think the roadies should be allowed to get some of our dressing room refreshments as well.
I wish the drummer would just play louder.
It is really important to me that we leave a good impression.
Ladies, I need to see some proof of age please.
Lets be certain to get rooms right next to each other at the next hotel.
No Thanks, I don't want another beer.
No, the monitor mix was perfect. I just screwed up.
Oh Iīm sorry, I didnīt mean to take up two seats. Here, have my seat.
Oh no you don't! It's my turn to clean the bathroom
Shouldn't we go back for the trombone player?
So, I just walked her home, kissed her goodnight, and came back to the bus.
Sorry honey, I hate oral sex.
There are simply not enough girl singers in this world.
Twenty percent? Our manager should get at least 30 percent!
Who borrowed my book on fine oriental cuisine?
Why is there porno in the VCR?
Would it disturb anyone if I smoke?
Keep the beat...
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