Posted by Uncle S. on January 08, 2001 at 21:32:37:
In Reply to: LYTE DELUXE WIRING-----AMP PROBLEMS posted by godster on January 08, 2001 at 08:26:48:
I think that the problem is due to the fact that you keep it under your desk. Many strange happenings have been attributed to this reason alone. Certain studies have found that magnetic fields in the kneehole of a desk can cause a persons knees to vanish without a trace. Trust me, I've seen this on "In Search Of." In fact, whole fleets of ships have been known to disappear underneath desks without so much as a "Mayday!" Underneath a desk lies a world that has yet to be explored. You may think you know whats going on down there, But! Think about it! When you are sitting at your desk, do you REALLY take the time to bend over in your chair and look? I thought not! So the next time you are sitting at your computer, typing some message onto this message board, be sure to wrap your legs in tin-foil. It's the only thing that can protect you.
Trust no one,
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