Re: mirror image attitude

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Posted by Datsgor on December 07, 2000 at 15:13:48:

In Reply to: mirror image attitude posted by Renaldo Roundwound Tosconi on December 07, 2000 at 15:02:49:

: As I was standing naked in front of my full-length mirror this morning nailing arpeggios with frightening speed and uncanny accuracy (fingerstyle, of course), a thought came into my superior mind: I'm one bad sonofabitch on the electric bass. No shit, I simply smoke. I'm a fucking GOD.

: My incredible technique, my perfect pitch, my warm tone. Perfection to the letter. Hell, I even LOOK great, with my long thick blonde hair flowing so sexy down my tanned back, my gorgeous sea-blue eyes, and my hot lean and mean body. (Keep your wives, girlfriends, and daughters away from me. I can make women cream their panties with my sexy knockout smile.) I'm also hung like an elephant and have huge hands that frighten everyone at first glance.

: So go on, keep practicing till your fingertips bleed and your hands are numb. You will NEVER reach the same level that I am on. You cannot. You will not. It's beyond your comprehension. Hell, if you were exposed to my incredible playing for even TEN seconds, you'd be destroyed, totally devastated. You'd crawl away with your little bass between your pathetic little tails.

: Give my regards to Mel Bay.
: "Roundwound", make that MISTER Tosconi to you pipsqueaks.

Right on man....I felt exactly the same way after I turned around and looked at what I left in the toilet this morning!

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