Posted by Tim Brosnan on December 23, 2000 at 09:56:40:
Whats the difference between an accordian,and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up an accordian.
Whats the difference between an accordian and an Uzi?
The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
What do you call a Spanish woman who plays accordian?
The lady of pain.
These were told by an accordian player,who stopped into the shop(warren Buick)earlier this week,to spread some holiday cheer.I thought they were too good to pass up.
Dont forget,have a Merry Christmas!
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