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Posted by Mickster on January 11, 2001 at 17:11:10:

The tall, dark and hansome(sunburst)Jazz bass was uncontrollably
attracted to the innocent(Olympic White)Precision.She felt the same
way about him.They were both in the repair shop, but, one of their
owners would return to collect his instrument at a moment's notice.
If they were to share their love, it would have to be tonight.But, they both
agreed: There would be no strings attached.

Rodney used to be the best guitar repair guy in town.Lately though, he
lingered at Murphy's Ale house a little too long, and too frequently.
When Mr.Bass Player tried to drop off Susie(as he called his Jazz Bass)
for her 6 month neck adjustment, Susie could smell last night's whiskey
on Rod's breath.She screamed and kicked, and almost jumped out of her case.
Mr.Bass Player tried to reason with Susie."Honey, he's only going to adjust
your neck so you can play better, Don't you want that?" Susie replied: "No,
he smells of booze and his hands are shaking! I don't want him to touch me!
I don't truss Rod!"

Why didn't the fretless bass player marry the ex-call girl?
He didn't care about her past, but, his Mwah didn't like her.

What can I say...


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